What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS
“Great job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace.”
Hi. If you haven't already deduced, I like toast. Specifically burnt toast but that's a story for another day.
This is my personal blog where I post just about anything that tickles my interest. I follow at least a hundred different fandoms and ship everything. This blog is 100% REYLO POSITIVE. Also lokane, gendrya, jonerys, and kind of just whatever else I want to ship. Fiction is a miraculous thing!
You can follow me on insagram if you want. My screen name there is also burntoastification.
If you're any form of anti, turn around now. There's no place for you here.
What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS
“Great job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace.”
why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain
no one tell him
Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.
March 15 again and here we go…
Until Tumblr unfucks itself, I’m off to bigger and better things. If you care to come find me I’m on Instagram by the same username, Burntoastification.
Eventually I’m planning on making a Reddit account.
I’ve met some great people and joined some wonderful fandoms on this site. I hope we can stay in touch. I’m still so humbled that any of you enjoyed my art as much as you did. But as an artist I see no point of staying here. Even if I don’t draw much NSFW myself, I still can’t support a site that blocks that creative outlet for artists that do.
I have no plans to delete this blog but I will be completely logging off with no intention of coming back in the near or distant future. If my account somehow gets deactivated by staff then so be it.
It’s been a hellava ride. If we don’t speak again, gave a good life.
Peace ✌️-burntoastification [Jamie]
Just thought I’d give you guys a hand by reporting the 15 pornbots that have followed me in the last week. Glad your new dumbass policy is really keeping this site squeaky clean and SFW. 👍
I once read a twilight fic where edward boiled himself like a lobster in the bath for hours so he’d be warm when he made out with bella
need me a freak like that
i had a dream the other night that there was a tinder-like app where you just show appreciation for people’s dogs
some writer snob somewhere: Do not start sentences with But or And because doing so is grammatically incorrect.
me, writing my fic: But I don’t care. And you can’t stop me.
Sometimes…..the flow of your creative prose…..is more important….than grammatical guidelines,,,,,,